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A Table For Bolt Action

Currently I am working on developing a table for me and Graham to be playing Bolt Action on, so far it’s mostly 3D printing, and soon I will start the job of painting

But what have we got this far

First off we have 4 large intact houses, one of these has a fully modelled interior and is from Printable Scenery, the others are empty apart form a floor

Then we have a couple of small houses, modelled with interior floors

A few destroyed buildings, including some commercial ones

A couple of barns, on intact and one ruined one with a damaged tractor in in from Eskice

We also have some sheds, but on one the roof does’t sit right, so I am probably gonna glue the roof in place.

I thought a windmill will add some character, so I printed one of these

Most of the stuff there is very civilian so i thought we would add some some more military stuff starting with a bunker, and a dig in position for a panzer, which I got painted at the weekend

The big centrepiece is one I printed long ago and is a large pig pen from Printable Scenery

Of course France needs walls and bocage, so I have been printing a variety of that, but I still need to print plenty more

Also roads are needed so we have gone for these dirt tracks for the very rural feel from Printable Scenery, and these got painted up at the weekend!

We also have a doormat which I have cut up into sections to use as cornfields

The current plan is to get this all painted by end of September, ready for some games in October

I still want to print some more walls and more Bocage and some fences, probably some telegraph poles too

Hoping it will be a cool table, but we shall see

What I Am Modelling

I started out by painting up some Germans, starting with some Kradschützen

However these models aren’t that great, they are from Eskice and feel questionable in quality, they will get replaced at some point soon

Plus an 81cm Medium Mortar Team

An MG34 MMG Team

Plus a 15 cm Nebelwerfer 41

And finally the last 10 Heer for my early war German force

This bring me up to 40 troops, more than enough for what I want

After that I painted a trio of Rat Ogres

And a Clawlord on Gnaw-Beast

I then painted a Kustom Boosta-Blasta for the Orks

Alongside a trio of Deffkoptas

And a pair of Mercedes-Benz L3000s for my early war Germans

And finally a Chaplin with Jump Pack for the Blood Ravens


So what’s up next?

  1. Blood Angels Landspeeders
  2. Neophyte Hybrids x 10, Primus & Magus x 2
  3. Grundstock Thunderers x 5 & Torrk Lennsen
  4. Ultramarines Saturnine Command Squad x 3
  5. Einhyr Hearthkyn x 5
  6. Skywardens x 3
  7. Rogal Dorn Tank
  8. Wraith Guard x 5
  9. Aberrants x 10
  10. Atillan Rough Riders x 5

What I Am Reading

I finished reading The War in the West: The Rise of Germany , 1939 – 1941 by James Holland, a good assessment of the events, that didn’t glaze over the issues of the German army and its significant issues, or make out that it was a highly mechanised wonder force.

And I listened to Circular Time by Paul Cornell which was very good, and the reveal at the end was really interesting and very good

I am still reading Traitor General by Dan Abnett as part of The Lost and I have started listening to Daemonslayer by William King

What Tabletop Games I Am Playing

Had a cool game of 40k with Brian on Friday, though I admit my head wasn’t in it, we have had a rough few weeks, and I am only really just getting back on my feet

We did get to try out the new terrain I printed off for the club though!

What Video Games I Am Playing

Trying to give myself some variety, been playing Goldeneye 007 on the Xbox, a bit of Ticket to Ride and some Easy Red 2

Also started playing Star Wars: Squadrons with the new to me Logitech Extreme 3D Pro

What Achievements I Have Unlocked

Easy Red 2 (Steam)

Freeze!

Capture 10 enemy soldiers
30/07/2026
Cavalry is here

While driving a tank, support an infantry squad
30/07/2026
Granate!

Kill 3 Germans with a single grenade
30/07/2026
Another Chance

Save a tank crew after their tank is disabled
30/07/2026

Goldeneye 007 (Xbox)

Splash Damage

Unlock Paintball Mode by completing Dam on Secret Agent in 2:40 or less.
10G30/07/2026
Now try gunning for 2:05…

Complete Facility on any difficulty.
20G30/07/2026
Fly Away!

Complete Runway on any difficulty.
20G01/08/2026
Chest-Pounding Goodness

Unlock DK Mode by completing Runway on Agent in 5:00 or less.
10G01/08/2026
Dual-wielding!

Complete Surface 1 on any difficulty
20G03/08/2026
The Art of Boom

Unlock 2x Grenade Launchers by completing Surface 1 on Secret Agent in 3:30 or less.
10G03/08/2026

Ticket to Ride (Steam)

All above board

Win a game on the Nordic Countries map without claiming any tunnels
02/08/2026
Globetrotter


Earn the Globetrotter bonus in a game on the Nordic Countries map
02/08/2026
Union rail

Claim Murmansk to Lieksa using 9 of the same colour cards
02/08/2026
F-Line

Connect The Embarcadero, Market Street, The Castro and Twin Peaks in one game.
02/08/2026

Star Wars: Squadrons (Steam)

Fracture at Fostar Haven

Completed the Prologue.
10/08/2026

What I Am Creating

We published the latest episode of Edge of Empire

What I Am Backing

Clash of Eagles has been delivered, the Franco-Prussian War is one whose outcomes reverberated for over a century, so might be interesting to play some games within it

I got the STLs from No Man’s Land: War Train, WoWBuildings Does Bastogne and WW2 Desert Collection Vol.II

The MakerBot 2.0 project was funded and the files even delivered, which was super quick, that’s probably a project for next year mind!

The German Paratroopers Fallschirmjäger – Crete 1941. Part 1 has fully funded, and I am really looking forward to that for some early war Fallschirmjäger, and when part 2 goes up, there will be some Gebirgsjäger in there for me!

We got some models delivered for Join or Die Airborne Vol.2 and Merville Battery, giving me some options for Folgore and plenty for the Paras

I am now backing The QuesTable, me and Megan think this looks awesome, as well as the Modular Hobby Plate, still searching for a proper solution for paint storage expansion

For some terrain I am backing Deweycat Productions Coastal Terrain and Fields of War

What I Am Spending

I bought a Basilisk/Medusa for the Solar Auxilia which I intend to magnetise to allow for either weapon

I bought a few video games


July Tournament

I went to the Games@Hart July 40K Tournament, I took my Astra Militarium list which you can see below

Tempestus army (1990 Points)

Astra Militarum
Bridgehead Strike
Strike Force (2,000 Points)

CHARACTERS

Commissar (30 Points)
• 1x Plasma pistol
• 1x Power weapon

Leman Russ Commander (235 Points)
• 1x Armoured tracks
• 1x Lascannon
• 1x Leman Russ battle cannon

Militarum Tempestus Command Squad (85 Points)
• 4x Tempestus Scion
◦ 4x Close combat weapon
◦ 1x Hot-shot lasgun
◦ 2x Hot-shot laspistol
◦ 1x Master Vox
◦ 1x Medi-pack
◦ 1x Plasma gun
◦ 1x Regimental Standard
• 1x Tempestor Prime
• Warlord
◦ 1x Bolt pistol
◦ 1x Tempestus dagger

BATTLELINE

Tempestus Scions (140 Points)
• 1x Tempestor
◦ 1x Chainsword
◦ 1x Hot-shot laspistol
• 9x Tempestus Scion
◦ 9x Close combat weapon
◦ 2x Grenade launcher
◦ 4x Hot-shot lasgun
◦ 1x Hot-shot laspistol
◦ 2x Plasma gun
◦ 1x Vox-caster

Tempestus Scions (140 Points)
• 1x Tempestor
◦ 1x Chainsword
◦ 1x Hot-shot laspistol
• 9x Tempestus Scion
◦ 9x Close combat weapon
◦ 4x Hot-shot lasgun
◦ 1x Hot-shot laspistol
◦ 2x Meltagun
◦ 2x Plasma gun
◦ 1x Vox-caster

Tempestus Scions (140 Points)
• 1x Tempestor
◦ 1x Chainsword
◦ 1x Hot-shot laspistol
• 9x Tempestus Scion
◦ 9x Close combat weapon
◦ 4x Hot-shot lasgun
◦ 1x Hot-shot laspistol
◦ 2x Meltagun
◦ 2x Plasma gun
◦ 1x Vox-caster

DEDICATED TRANSPORTS

Taurox Prime (90 Points)
• 1x Armoured tracks
• 1x Storm bolter
• 1x Taurox missile launcher
• 1x Twin Taurox hot-shot volley gun

Taurox Prime (90 Points)
• 1x Armoured tracks
• 1x Storm bolter
• 1x Taurox gatling cannon
• 1x Twin Taurox hot-shot volley gun

Taurox Prime (90 Points)
• 1x Armoured tracks
• 1x Storm bolter
• 1x Taurox gatling cannon
• 1x Twin Taurox hot-shot volley gun

OTHER DATASHEETS

Leman Russ Demolisher (190 Points)
• 1x Armoured tracks
• 1x Demolisher battle cannon
• 1x Lascannon

Leman Russ Vanquisher (145 Points)
• 1x Armoured tracks
• 1x Heavy bolter
• 1x Vanquisher battle cannon

Leman Russ Vanquisher (145 Points)
• 1x Armoured tracks
• 1x Heavy bolter
• 1x Vanquisher battle cannon

Valkyrie (190 Points)
• 1x Armoured hull
• 2x Heavy bolter
• 1x Lascannon
• 2x Multiple rocket pod

ALLIED UNITS

Armiger Warglaive (140 Points)
• 1x Meltagun
• 1x Reaper chain-cleaver
• 1x Thermal spear

Armiger Warglaive (140 Points)
• 1x Meltagun
• 1x Reaper chain-cleaver
• 1x Thermal spear

My first game was against Adam and his Tyranids, which got off to a great start when he destroyed one of my Vanquishers in one shot on turn 1, and it was downhill from there with all my models being destroyed by turn 5

My second game was against Edward and his Thousand Sons who demolished my army very quickly, meaning the game only lasted until turn 4

And in game 3 I played Shaun and his Dark Angels

And yeah in my second Primarch encounter, I learned what an absolute beast The Lion is, he systematically demolished all my tanks 😭

I really enjoy the games, but it can be quite competitive, and I know I am there to lose all three, but I really want to up my game a bit and perhaps maybe even get a draw sometimes!

I considered Knights, but in my last few games with them, they have been really quite powerful unless my opponent has the tools to deal with them!

I think for August, I am gonna try and get the Aquilons painted up, and perhaps drop the Valkyrie, and go with an extra Vanquisher

What I Am Modelling

I started off by finishing up a Swarmlord and a Hive Tyrant I have had sat in my desk for a couple of weeks.

Then I started on the Red Brigade for Trench Crusade

And painted up a pair of Mechanised Heavy Infantry


So what’s next?

  1. Blood Angels Land Speeders
  2. Stormdrake Guard x 4 & Knight Draconis
  3. Imperial Fists Breachers x 10
  4. Armiger Helverin x 2
  5. Blood Angels Intercessors x 5
  6. Ultramarines Tactical Squad x 10
  7. Myari’s Purifiers
  8. Tempestus Aquilions x 11
  9. Red Brigade Warband
  10. Ork Warboss in Mega Armour

What I Am Reading

I started on Era of Ruin, and the heat is making my normal reading time very hard, but I am about a 3rd of the way through it now.

Also started listening to Lady of Sorrows by CL Werner, and so far that’s pretty good, I do love the Nighthaunt and it’s a pleasure to have a story with them featured!

What Tabletop Games Am I Playing

I played Leon in a game of 40K last night and my Knights kind did a number on his Emperor’s Children

Fulgrim got shot off the board turn 1 by a Castellan, and after that it was all downhill, my Gallant was deleting a unit a turn and by the end of turn 3 all he had was a couple of Chaos Spawn, a Rhino and a Lord

The issue for Leon was a lack of anti-armour, I really should stop using Knight’s, they are so much fun, but they really are a handful of your army is tooled up to take them on.

What Video Games I Am Playing

A bit more Hell Let Loose and also started on Phantom Liberty in Cyberpunk 2077

What I Am Creating

My painting series of Herey Legions has continued with Iron Warriors, White Scars, Space Wolves and Imperial Fists

I also published two tutorials for tanks, a camo scheme and making muddy tracks!

Plus a 40K Combat Patrol Battle Report

And an Edge of Empire Episode

What I Am Spending

As I am pretty broke, so just a cople of games in the Steam Sale

As a household we did invest in a new handheld vacuum cleaner, a Gtech Multi Platinum.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DMA8BQDtZwc

The household infrastructure fund is meant to be saving towards a filament 3D printer, but alas the vacuum cleaner was more important, if less fun, unless you are Lindsay that is!


Does This Work

I moved my web host and need to see if it’s working

A new blog post will come soon, it’s been a challenging couple of months for me

Our Christmas

Below is our living room Christmas tree this year, one thing that myself, Lindsay and Megan have been doing, well ever since I moved out of my parents, is to have no repeated baubles. My mum was always one for uniformity on the tree and I have found that to be super bland.

So for years, me and Lindsay, and later Megan when she moved in with us, have been buying unique ornaments and baubles each year, and we have now such a decent selection of ornaments that we have no duplicates.

This tree is the one we have in our living room and is usually reffered to as the geeky tree as it contains all our ornaments from various fandoms and stuff. These baubles have come from a variety of places, from the Disney Store, Debenhams, Primark, Etsy and right down to Poundland. And of recent some 3D printing, this year we added a Tardis and an Eldar Scrolls ornament that I printed. We also have a small selection of Warhammer models which got painted gold and a bit of string put through them to turn them into baubles!

There is also a large amount of Disney decorations too, most of which were inherited from Lindsay and Megan’s family collections, these are beautiful, I must admit I would prefer the tree without them, but hey I am just one of three. But we do have enough Disney decorations that we could genuinely have a tree of just Disney stuff!

The dining room is host to a more grown up tree with the traditional style of decorations, which is lovely and exactly the same with unique non-repeating baubles, but its far less fun!


I got a few nice presents, to add to the driving rig, I got a Logitech Driving Force Shifter, which was purchased on Prime Day for me!

I also got a couple of board games, Ticket to Ride Paris from Paul, Unlock Adventures, which includes scenarios from Ticket to Ride, Pandemic and Mysterium from Emma, also from Paul a box, some dice and a notepad for RPG playing and a sign about my Dumbfuckery, Jane and Geoff got me a new desk mat, a Warhammer 4ok one, and from Lindsay’s father I got a hat and gloves.

Of course the best present was my Lynx Africa set!

In my stocking I also got the servo skull palette which on reflection is actually pretty cool!

My VideoGameGeek Secret Santa got me a nice £20 worth of vouchers for Steam, so I was able to grab a few cool things from my wish list, those being

But pretty much as soon as Christmas was done, I was out for the count with a nasty lergy and spent most of a week and a bit in bed feeling very sorry for myself!

What I Am Modelling

I got finished the Dread Pageant at long last for Direchasm

Plus the third Leman Russ Vanquisher

And a Leman Russ Command Tank


So whats next?

  1. Blood Angels Land Speeders
  2. Karazai
  3. Paragon Warsuits with Heavy Flamers x 3
  4. Lasrifle Section x 20
  5. Dark Angles Impulsor
  6. Ardboyz x 10
  7. Skragrot the Loonking & Rabble-Rowza
  8. Allarus Custodians x 3
  9. Rockgut Troggoths x 3
  10. Atheon Heavy Sentinels x 3

What Tabletop Games I Am Playing

At the Durham Raiders long gaming day, I played two games of Heresy, one against Sam’s Iron Warriors

And another in a doubles game, where I paired up with Sam to take on some Sons of Horus and World Eaters

What Video Games I Am Playing]

Quite a bit of Hell Let Loose with Graham and Chris which is a lot of fun!

And I have started playing Lego Batman!

What I Am Creating

I published the Issue 04 Combat Patrol Magazine Battle Report

We got a new epsiode of Edge of Empire out, using a totally new workflow

What I Am Spending

I bought with Christmas money vouchers, both of the Malcadors I needed for my Solar Auxilia list

Got the Sci-Fi Shooters Humble Bundle which bagged me

And of course it was Humble Choice, which got me

I also added


Resolutions Update – March 2024

An update of where I am at now for this years resolutions!

Complete 6 Combat Patrols – 33% Complete

This month I painted the missing unit of Bloodletters to get the Chaos Daemons Combat Patrol finished.

So we now have 3 of the 6 Combat Patrols I wanted to get done this year done.

Bring My Gloomspite Gitz to 2000 Point – 85.5% Complete

I added a Loonboss on a Giant Cave Squig this month, plus two units of Stabbas and two units of Loonsmasha Fanatics to give me 1710 points worth.

Obviously this may all change with the new edition, so lets see what that brings!

Get My Drukhari To 2000 Points

No progress, but I have started on a Haemonculus today

Complete My Video Game Geek Hardcore 10! – 50% Complete

This month I completed both Yakuza 0 and Spider-Man: Miles Morales!

So this is where we stand now

Alternative Three

Also Completed

Read 40 Books – 40% Complete

This month I have read/listened to

Start the Combat Patrol Battle Reports

Due to family issues, one wasn’t published this month, but I plan to upload two in April, starting with T’au vs Adepta Sororitas and followed by Dark Angels vs Daemons of Chaos

Space MarinesImperiumChaosXenos
UltramarinesAdeptus MechanicusDeath GuardDurkhari
Blood Ravens x 2Adepta SororitasChaos DaemonsT’au
Dark AngelsNecrons

Nerdy Musical Advent 2023 – 12th – 24th December

Ok I will be honest, the death of our dear Douggie hit me hard and sent me down a huge depression spiral and the past twelve days have been a haze, and everything in my life has been kind of neglected.

But I want to finish this, so how about a big lot of 12 wonderful songs!

December 12th – The Avocado Song – Marian Call

We are starting with the amazing Marian Call, that typewrite musician from Alaska and The Avocado Song, a song that’s just great with a nice bit of aggression!

December 13th – Power-Ups – SΔMMUS

We love SΔMMUS, the amazing rapper with a PHD in Science and Technology, and this video is just mint.

Great song that I think you will all love!

December 14th – Walk Into Mordor – TeamHeadKick

First time for this rap group that have been making music about video games since 2007, and this song is about the classic game Shadow of Mordor from their album Legend.

December 15th – I Wanna Waa – CG5

CG5 has been making songs about video games and pop culture for about a decade now, and this is my favourite song of his, about a charcter Nintendo seem to be content to ignore Waluigi, who really needs his Taco Stand!

December 16th – She Doesn’t Like Firefly – Mikey Mason

The perfect girl loves Firefly, nuff said!

December 17th – The Legend of Sleepy Hollow – MC Lars

Good old MC Lars, teaming up here with the amazing Mega Ran to give us this great spooky Halloween track.

December 18th – Burger Rain – The Aquabats

We all know I love The Aquabats, they are a crazy bunch, and this one is as crazy as it gets with a giant Crash making it rain tasty burgers!

December 19th – God of War – Gunblade X

God of War is a great game, that I really need to finish, and Gunblade X agrees, and wrote a song about the series!

December 20th – Lamentations of a War Machine – The Megas

I am a big fan of Mega Man and a big fan of The Megas, and this is from their concept album based on Mega Man 2, Get Equipped!

December 21st – It’s Me – Tryhardninja

Tryhardninja is another one of those amazing artists that sings songs about video games, and this one is about Five Nights At Freddys.

Not my favourite franchise, but my nephew Max is a big fan and asked me to include this!

December 22nd – Talk Nerdy To Me – K-Face Rules

Nerd music has a long history of parodying the popular songs, and this is a good example of that.

Taking a so called popular song, and twisting the lyrics to make it more relatable to geeks and also better!

December 23rd – All About That Base (No Acid) – A Capella Science

My degree is chemistry and its the best of the sciences, I will die on that hill.

So of course I love this song, it really does speak my language!

December 24th – Roll A D6 – Assorted Intricacies

And finally here is the last song for 2023, Roll A D6 by Assorted Intricacies a great parody and one of my favourite DnD themed songs, hope you enjoy it too!

Weirdly no socials I can find 🙁


Hopefully next year will be less stressful!

Nerdy Musical Advent 2022 – 11th December – The Girl Who Waited – PDX Broadsides

This lovely little ditty by the PDX Broadsides has some nice Doctor Who influences, but never struck me as being about Doctor Who.

But it’s always seemed to be to be a song about, knowing your own worth, but let me know what you think!


Nerdy Musical Advent 2022 – 4th December – I’m The One That’s Cool – The Guild

The Guild, was a brilliant web series from a few years back written by Felica Day, one of geekdoms favourite actors.

To promote the show, which was about a guild in an MMORPG, they released the occasional song, the very first song in the first advent, in 2019 was their first song, so it’s been a while since they have featured.

Anyway, here is their third and last single


Warhammer 40,000 Imperium – Issue 32 Battle Report

Trying a proper camera this time instead of just using my phone, so sorry for any issues with slight blur, focus and aspect ratio!

The 32nd part of the Warhammer 40,000 Imperium Battle Report Series.

In this episode, we play the next Scout Mission!

Who will prevail in this battle between the sinister Necrons and the Adeptus Mechanicus!

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Watch Dogs Legion: Day Zero

I have been provided with an advance copy of the new Watch Dogs Legion novel Day Zero by Josh Reynolds and James Swallow, published by Aconyte Books, so here is the honest review I promised in exchange for the book.

So here is an important disclaimer which is always important to put out there first. I have a casual work contact with Asmodee to demonstrate board games for them in stores and at conventions. Asmodee being the parent company of Aconyte the publisher.

I am also friend with Josh on Facebook, however I am sure for him that’s more about connecting with fans rather than being one of my best buds, that said he is actually a really nice guy.

I am going to try my best to not let that cloud my judgement in this review, but I accept that subconsciously it might.

What is Watch Dogs

Watch Dogs is an action-adventure game franchise, published by Ubisoft, and there have been three games published since 2014, the most recent being Watch Dogs Legion, published in late 2020.

Watch Dogs feature protagonists who are hackers working against criminal underworlds, corrupt companies and rival hackers.

Watch Dogs Legion, takes place in a post Brexit London, in which Britain has rapidly declined, and a hacker collective known as DedSec works to clear their name after being blamed for a series of terrorist bombings.

Their main opponents are the PMC Albion, who they try to liberate London from, Clan Kelly, an east end crime family, and Zero Day, a cyber terrorism group.

The Story

Day Zero takes place a over a few days and features several characters who find themselves drawn into a murderous conspiracy, that they must get to the bottom of, or risk London falling into control of a private military contractor who have their own designs on the city.

Our cast of characters is Olly, a new DedSec recruit and bike messenger, Sarah, an ambitious young Labour MP who has an eye on the advancement of her own career, Danny, a former soldier, and now Albion employee, being lead down a dark path, and his sister, Ro, a former MMA fighter and enforcer with Clan Kelly.

A series of assassinations across the city drag our protagonists into a mystery and things are starting to spiral out of control, requiring the killer to be tracked down.

Conclusion

Ok I have yet to play the game, I did buy the Ultimate Edition when it was on sale after reading this novel, but I am aware that this is a prequel, and the game protagonists and antagonists only feature briefly.

But as I said I haven’t played it, so for me, its very much a cool intro to the universe, as I have yet to play the first two games either, but they are on my purchase list!

The book was very enjoyable to read, it took me a little longer than I would have like to read, but I have some personal stuff going on in my life right now which is reducing my reading abilities.

I personally think, this not being a retelling is actually a positive thing, because the plot didn’t feel like a video game plot, sometimes when tie-ins are a retelling, it just doesn’t work.

This book is a perfect meld of the two writers style, James Swallow, writes very tight, very ordered plots, and Josh Reynolds is a master of witty dialogue and unlike many books with two authors, you never really see where ones work begins and the others ends. It feels like the two authors have merged Tuvix style and created a work that takes the best of both of their talent.

My only criticism is that with so many characters, the development of those characters is not the best, and I would like to learn more about them. So I do hope that they return to the setting and what Olly, Ro and Danny in particular do next.

I find myself very excited to play Watch Dogs Legion, and I am very much considering buying the first two games first.

This is a very solid 4 out of 5 Stars.


Day Zero is out now in both ePub, paperback and as an audiobook from all good booksellers!

If buying online, I recommend the below, but if you have a local indie bookstore and like the physical books, go take your custom to them!


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